This one is too good to let go by - Eric's House Of Ego
This one is too good to let go by|
Hey! That's what I was gonna change my 'name' to when I got too old to do conventions! (yeah, like that's really gonna happen.)
How do you feel about old age creeping up on you ... yeah I know ... keep my hands to myself ...
Oh no! Now I'm YOUR straight man TOO?!?
I treat old age much the same as other problems I face- I beat them into submission with a stick. :)
Darlin, I have spent PLENTY of time this year being your straight man ...
as for the rest, there are too many jokes possible here for me to not coming out looking like a complete perv ... although, seeing as I am an obsessive collector of some things, perhaps I should go for being complete.