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March 8th, 2010
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This may be my all time favorite





Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
935 Pennsylvania Ave, NW
Washington, DC 20535

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD. from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

It will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local banks. We have successfully provide FBI Guarantee Letter in your package which will enable you cash your check instantly at any bank in United Sate

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, You will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )

The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been converted to Cashier Check and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you, the winner; therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( SAMUEL OLIVER ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: SAMUEL OLIVER

E-MAIL ADDRESS: soliver12@gala.net

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check , also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : NA5533-974.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY to Mr. Samuel Oliver via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB (National Security

FBI Director
Robert Mueller.


Authorized Signature


NSB SEAL ABOVE


NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. Samuel Oliver via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide to you.

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From:mle292
Date:March 8th, 2010 09:29 pm (UTC)
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We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been converted to Cashier Check and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you, the winner; therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

Well, obviously, since the FBI has almost no influence over anyone. Weird that the FBI would be involved in an international incident like this, but maybe they're having a slow week.

Sometimes I wonder if you sign up for phishing scams just so you get these truly wonderful representations of the internet.
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From:phillip2637
Date:March 8th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
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"United Sate"
"payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide"

What?


OTOH, "Department of Justise" is worth the price of admission. I've often thought I must be dealing with the "Department of Just Is" when trying to make sense of bureaucracy.
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From:lemmozine
Date:March 8th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
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United Sate? Is that a Thai restaurant?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satay

If Satan ate too much Satay, would he be sated more than once? How many times? What if he sat in Satay while wearing satin? Is it significant here that satin is an anagram for stain, while Satan is an anagram for Santa? And what if Santa sent a telegram to Anna, and Anna weighed exactly one gram - would he have to rearrange the letters in her name, and would she be Satan's gram-ma?

If one wears a tie to a Thai restaurant, would one also perform the opposite task if one were obstinately OCD? And if one had a Satay stain on one's satin tie, might one blame Satan and Santa simultaneously, or subcutaneously?

Now I'm hungry for a Thai sub! Must buy ticket to Budapest (Hungry) - any religion that calls mosquitoes holy must have SOMETHING to it!

I am very sleep deprived and have been taking Vicodins too long.
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From:ericcoleman
Date:March 9th, 2010 01:43 am (UTC)
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Hmmm, I don't remember if I have that one.
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