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August 4th, 2010
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Spam headline of the week
"Welcome to wiener wonderland."

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From:guppiecat
Date:August 4th, 2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
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It's time for Christmas carol fill in the blank!

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, _____ is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a wiener wonderland.

Gone away is the blue pill,
Here to stay is a new pill
He sings a _____ song,
As we go along,
Walking in a wiener wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Gigolo Brown

He'll say: Are you "married"?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we _____ by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a wiener wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown*
We'll have lots of "fun" with mister snowman,
Until the other kids blow him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your _____ gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a wiener wonderland.

* Everyone's got their kink, I suppose
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From:ericcoleman
Date:August 4th, 2010 05:15 pm (UTC)
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I was wondering how long it would take ... this was a lot faster than I expected.
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From:guppiecat
Date:August 4th, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
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My other option was to write security sales documentation for work. :)
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From:filkerdave
Date:August 4th, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
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It WAS my first thought...
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