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September 8th, 2010
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This one leaves me speechless, or maybe just giggling
RE: FBI UPDATE ON YOUR LONG OVERDUE PAYMENT !!!!



Attention: Mr. / Mrs.,

Good news !

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), in group efforts with the Criminal
Injuries Compensation Authority, The Federal Government of Nigeria, Western
Union Money Transfer, United Nations, the World Bank, Central Bank of Nigeria
and other relevant agencies have received reports of unpaid contract/inheritance
funds which through the international monetary funds (IMF) recommended to
disburse $500bn to settle the affected persons. We are officially contacting you
because you are listed and approved in the second category to receive cash
compensation sum of $10,500,000.00.

Meanwhile, due to the number of applications at hand coupled with the corrupts
and inefficient banking system in Nigeria, all payments were approve via swift
ATM debit card which is the simplest way to transfer huge amount of money to
avoid cost of transfers and other statutory documents. Based on this, your ATM
Card has been approved for shipment to you right away by means of FedEx
overnight express delivery services. This ATM Card (MasterCard) is what you will
use to withdraw your monies ($10,500,000.00) with ease at any Automated Teller
Machines (ATMs) anywhere in the worldwide but the maximum withdrawals allowed
per day is $20,000.00 only.

You are further advised to contact Mr. Jack Bauer of the FBI Counter Terrorist
Unit who is presently handling this shipment from lagos Nigeria. His official
contact information is listed below for your convenience.

Contact Person: Mr. Jack Bauer
Direct phone: +1 206-337-8432
Email: jackbauer@blumail.org

For this purpose, you are to kindly reconfirm and forward to his office the
following information about you to help speedy the delivery of your approved ATM
Card. The information required from you includes:-

(1) Your Full Name:______________________
(2) Your Home Address:__________________
(3) Your Country:________________________
(3) Your Valid Telephone No:______________
(4) Your Age and Occupation:______________

You are also advised to follow his advice and directives to avoid delay in
releasing your payment because your payment file has already been moved to his
office for further processing, verification and shipment.

Kind regards,
Mr. Robert Mueller
Director of FBI
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001.



Cross posted from bankscamspam cause it's so silly

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From:born_to_me
Date:September 8th, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
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Wow, I wish I was getting a swift ATM debit card. Some guys get all the luck.
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From:valydiarosada
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:27 pm (UTC)
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It made me laugh too. :D

Thanks for that.
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From:blindgeoff
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
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(wandering in via friends of friends...)

I can't wait for this one to show up in the 'inbox' of one of my old high school friends - the one who gets these scams in his work email - at the California Department of Justice!
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From:ericcoleman
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Hey, Bob Mueller and I are old buddies, I get emails from him all the time!
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From:filkertom
Date:September 8th, 2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
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"DAMMIT, CHLOE, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! THE PAYMENT IS READY!!!"
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From:starseeking
Date:September 8th, 2010 07:02 pm (UTC)
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For the win.
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From:judifilksign
Date:September 8th, 2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
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"You only have 24 hours!!!"
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