Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now? (ericcoleman) wrote,
Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now?
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The Foreman Award For Excellence In Humanity - Contestants - Week of March 28



Protesting Is So Hard To Do

Some of the folks protesting outside of Terri Schiavo's hospice decided to rush the building brandishing cups of water. The only thought I have is that they were intending to drown her, since she certainly would not have been able to drink it.

Not thinking but an incredible simulation

Ray Mummert - "We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture ...

just read the rest for yourself

Everybody Sing: I've been sittin on my cel phone all the live long ...

Ring
Me: Hello
Them: sports radio playing loudly
Me: Hello
Them: STILL sports radio playing loudly

I hang up

Two Minutes Later

See above ... multiply by 6 rings over a half hour or so, I never did get the guy to hear me.

There is this thing that exists on all phones I have had ... it's called Key Lock.

Your educational system at work

Waitress: What are you reading
Me: It's a biography of WC Fields
W: I'm not much of a reader myself

It went downhill from there.
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