On behalf of the Committee and Staff of Archon, I am writing to invite you to attend Archon 29 in 2005 as our Filking Guest of Honor. The dates will be thursday Sept. 29th through Sunday Oct. 2nd and the convention will be held at the Gateway Center in Collinsville, IL, just a few minutes from downtown St. Louis.
It goes on with all the usual info but ...
I'M A FREAKIN GOH AT ARCHON !!!
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