Eric's House Of Ego

Here are the rules.

Answer only one quote.

If you answer more than one I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.

Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.
The theme has been guessed by selenesue, it is Bruce Campbell

Don't use a search engine (like this can be enforced). If you don't know, you don't know. Maybe next week you will.

You must either be signed into LJ, or say who you are (in case you are a friend of mine who is not on LJ). All anonymous answers will be deleted (hey, I'm obsessive, I want to know who guesses these). Oh, and don't guess as a reply to someone else's guess, on a busy day that makes it hard for me to spot your answer.

01 That's it? That's the best you've got? selenesue says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Spider Man"
02 Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go... rehearse.? exapno says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand McHale's Navy"
03 I would have knocked, but my fists had other plans. shsilver says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Jack Of All Trades"
04 My God, they're real! kylakae says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Escape From LA"
05 Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.. shsilver says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand The Adventures Of Brisco County Jr."
06 Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby! twoofdtm says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Bubba Ho-tep"
07 Not even a swarm of Guinea Pigs? exapno says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Sky High"
08 That gag's got whiskers on it! fredhuggins says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand The Hudsucker Proxy"
09 That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now? filkertom says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Evil Dead II"
10 Shoelaces ... Uh, you might want to ... That's better. Can I help you? breakmanz says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Spider Man 2"
11 Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah. blur01 says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Army Of Darkness"
12 You're the one that dropped out of therapy! wyngarde says "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand Maniac Cop"