1. Something purple within 5 feet of you?: A bottle of bubbles (it baffles my fellow employees, but much of my desk does)
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own: I have this tent ...
3. Your nails were last painted: Never that I can think of
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?: nothing weird really
5. How much Japanese do you know: None at all
6. Do you look good in yellow?: I haven't worn yellow in years, but I used to.
7. Do you sing?: That is a matter for some debate
8. Do you spit?: Only when I brush my teeth
9. Is your hair long enough to chew on?: depends on who is doing the chewing
10. Least favorite color?: Tan, I finally got relatives to quit buying me tan clothing
11. Ever had Dippin' Dots?: yes, unfortunately
12. Ever played an instrument?: See question 7
13. Ever had a H2O massage?: nope
14. Do you believe in Big Foot?: I even saw him at a con once
15. Ever been to a palm reader?: Nope
16. Last Pez dispenser you purchased?: Geeze, for myself, decades ago
17. Have you had sex in your current car?: I can barely fit in my car as is, it would be a logistical nightmare
18. Did you have a good weekend?: Yes and no
19. Current yearning?: Probably best that I don't answer this, they may read my LJ
20. Have you ever had a black eye?: Nope, they're blue
21. How is today going for you?: wretched
22. Any plans for tonight?: sleep
23. Ever photograph something that was dead?: Sure, leaves
24. Are you ready for Christmas?: Nope
25. Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage?: Yup, frequently
26. Do you find Smurfette sexy?: it's a friggin cartoon character ... and it's blue ... no
27. Current disappointment: see question 19