On the twelfth day of Christmas,
ericcoleman sent to me...

Twelve battlebots drumming
Eleven aristophanes piping
Ten aeschylus a-leaping
Nine euripides dancing
Eight squirrels a-milking
Seven spoonerisms a-swimming
Six buzzcocks a-songwriting
Five mi-i-i-ix discs
Four tom waits
Three house concerts
Two radio stars
...and a ddial in a standup comedy.