If I had wanted something that I had to eat with a spoon, I would have asked for something I have to eat with a spoon. I'm driving and I want something I can drink with a FRIGGIN STRAW not something that I could knock out burglars with.
Sorry you had to see that ... my apologies.
I am heading to Chicago this weekend for various entertainments. Amongst those, I may go to the Faire. I am in a position where I could actually buy stuff, like garb. So ... if I were to do that, how should I dress myself? Both serious and serious answers are welcome (like I can expect anyone on my friends list to not make jokes). Keep in mind that I was a theater major (and lived with a costumer for 17 years), so I can understand names for most styles and eras.
