Me: What office are you in?
She: I'm in Portland
Me: Portland Maine or Portland Oregon?
She: I don't know.
Me: What state are you in?
She: I'm in Portland.
Me: Maine or Oregon?
She: What?
Me: What state are you in?
She: Oregon!
Me: FIRST BASE !!!
Ok, I made that last one up, but that is what I wanted to say. I hate having to be a professional about this sometimes.