Here are the rules. Answer only one quote.
If you answer more than one I will delete your reply. If there are quotes still not answered the next day I will open it up to any and all guesses.
Most weeks there is a theme. If there is not a theme I will tell you. The theme is open to guess even if you have guessed a quote.
There is a theme this week, and it is brought to you by ... well ... Now that we know the theme, by lukeski
himself, in possibly his most insidious Luke Ski Moment
And the theme has been guessed by bammba_m
, these lines are all spoken by Steve Buscemi !!! This in honor of the new Fump
song by lukeski
, which is a parody of filkertom
's I Want To Be Peter Lorre.
Don't use a search engine (like this can be enforced). If you don't know, you don't know. Maybe next week you will.
You must either be signed into LJ, or say who you are (in case you are a friend of mine who is not on LJ). All anonymous answers will be deleted (hey, I'm obsessive, I want to know who guesses these). Oh, and don't guess as a reply to someone else's guess, on a busy day that makes it hard for me to spot your answer.
O.K., we'll stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright? bammba_m
tells us this is from Fargo
This town loves a winner... kivasfajo
tells us this is from Escape from L. A.
I can't relate to 99% of humanity. rainbowgnosis
tells us this is from Ghost World
Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay? selenesue
tells us this is from Armageddon
Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! lostncove
tells us this is from Reservoir Dogs
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. hardly_angelic
tells us this is from Con Air
Do you think God lives in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what He created? exapno
tells us this is from Spy Kids 2
What's Shabbos? budsharpe
tells us this is from The Big Lebowski
Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that? shsilver
tells us this is from Monsters, Inc.
I've been working on this poem for 12 years. smegabyte
tells us this is from Big Fish
I was talking to that squirrel over there. jrittenhouse
tells us this is from Mr Deeds (2002)
I gave up clown college for this? courtcat79
tells us this is from Home On The Range