Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now? (ericcoleman) wrote,
Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now?

Magic, well ...

I decided to take WSPA-3 to the magic show around the corner. I felt I had to see one train wreck when I was here.

Kirby VanBurch, drunk as a lord and botoxed out of his mind. I just can't take seriously a magician who can't take the time to get himself into the bag inside the box when he does Metamorphosis.

The funniest part of the evening was when they did a levitation with his wife. In this case it was done over fountains of water. From the angle I was at, it looked like there was steam coming up from her crotch ...

This is the sort of guy who Penn & Teller make fun of.
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