The Most Important Question Of The Day - Eric's House Of Ego
The Most Important Question Of The Day|
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Now this is one on which there is an absolute tie. I mean, next to a beautiful woman, sleep is the greatest thing there is. But I like them in approximately equal amounts.
While I do love sleeping next to a beautiful woman, I have to say that on the whole I resent sleep. It's tiee I could be spending doing anything else.
|Date:||September 12th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)|| |
"next to a beautiful woman, sleep is the greatest thing there is"
you're doing it wrong.
What makes you think I'm doing ANYTHING?
Never be at attention when you can be at ease.
Never stand up when you can sit down.
Never sit down when you can lie down.
Never be awake when you can be asleep.
And never ever volunteer....for anything.
Being awake is a great way to start the day.
It also startles people.
"Hi! How are you?" "I'm awake!" "Huh?"
My most frequent answer is, "Been better, been worse." Confuses people no end. But it's nearly always true.