In a post this morning in filk idea_fairy said
"When you attack us, please try to do it in the form of a song (or set of songs) or at least song lyrics."
The limerick has long been a traditional format for pornography, so you might start with that if you don't have experience with other verse forms.</q>
I couldn't resist (and I am posting it here in case the post in question gets justifably deleted)
"There once was a fella called Nimitzbrood
Trolled by a fella who claimed he was rude
on one name he was banned
on the other he was canned
But he still continues to be very crude
sorry it doesnt quite scan, but I have to start the drive to OVFF now"
Not bad, but now I have to go finish loading up the car ... see some of you very soon.