Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now? (ericcoleman) wrote,
Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now?
ericcoleman

That other movie list

Not every movie is worthy of an Oscar. Hell, some movies aren't worthy of anything much but scorn and derision. The Razzies were born in 1981 and as long was we are all copping to the great movies we've seen, let's fess up to the not-so-great ones we've watched... either in a theater or in the private shame of our homes by highlighting them in bold. I'm adding an extra, italize those that you tried to watch, but gave up on in disgust.



Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Cruising (1980)
Formula, The (1980)
Friday the 13th (1980)
Jazz Singer, The (1980)
Nude Bomb, The (1980)
Raise the Titanic (1980)
Saturn 3 (1980)
Windows (1980)
Xanadu (1980)

Endless Love (1981)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Legend of the Lone Ranger, The (1981)
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Mommie Dearest (1981) - I do want to say that this movie, along with MANY of the others tagged were not seen in a theater, they were on TV, and they were on, and I had nothing else to do.

Annie (1982)
Butterfly (1982)
Megaforce (1982)
Pirate Movie, The (1982)
Inchon (1981)

Hercules (1983)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Stroker Ace (1983)
Two of a Kind (1983)
Lonely Lady, The (1983)

Cannonball Run II (1984)
Rhinestone (1984)
Sheena (1984) - Ok, there were two good reasons to see this movie.
Where the Boys Are '84 (1984)
Bolero (1984) - Now I don't quite understand my then fascination with Bo Derek, I think it may have had something to do with an overwhelming love of BBQ.

Fever Pitch (1985)
Revolution (1985)
Rocky IV (1985)
Year of the Dragon (1985) - This was back when Mickey Rourke couldn't act.
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Blue City (1986)
Cobra (1986)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Under the Cherry Moon (1986)

Ishtar (1987)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
Who's That Girl (1987)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)

Caddyshack II (1988)
Hot to Trot (1988)
Mac and Me (1988)
Rambo III (1988)
Cocktail (1988)

Karate Kid, Part III, The (1989) - There were so many unanswered questions in Part II
Lock Up (1989)
Road House (1989) - Pain don't hurt, this movie hurts
Speed Zone! (1989)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) - One of the last funny things that Dennis Miller said was naming the next one Star Trek VI: The Apology

Bonfire of the Vanities, The (1990)
Graffiti Bridge (1990)
Rocky V (1990)
Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)

Cool as Ice (1991)
Dice Rules (1991)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) - I thought that Ricou Browning was going to be in it
Hudson Hawk (1991)

Bodyguard, The (1992) - Another Sunday afternoon in front of the TV ... I mean really ... how bad could it be?
Christopher Columbus: The Discovery (1992)
Final Analysis (1992)
Newsies (1992)
Shining Through (1992)

Body of Evidence (1993)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Sliver (1993)
Indecent Proposal (1993)

North (1994)
On Deadly Ground (1994)
Specialist, The (1994)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Color of Night (1994) - Ok, the movie is terrible, but Jane March ...

Congo (1995)
It's Pat (1994)
Scarlet Letter, The (1995)
Waterworld (1995) - I actually like Waterworld. It's fiercely stupid, but there is a certain amount of fun to it. Oh, there is no plaque on Everest.
Showgirls (1995) - Once again, there are a couple of good reasons to see this.

Barb Wire (1996)
Ed (1996)
Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Stupids, The (1996)
Striptease (1996)

Anaconda (1997)
Batman & Robin (1997) - Everyone sing ... Nipple Suit Nipple Suit Nipple Suit Nipple Suit
Fire Down Below (1997)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Postman, The (1997) - I loved this book, I think I spotted a couple of things from it in the movie.

Armageddon (1998/I) - Once again, I love this movie. See the Waterworld comment
Avengers, The (1998) - WHAT WERE THEY THINKING ???
Godzilla (1998) - If this had been called something else, I think it may be less reviled.
Spice World (1997)
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)

Big Daddy (1999/I)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Haunting, The (1999)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Wild Wild West (1999)

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, The (2000)
Little Nicky (2000)
Next Best Thing, The (2000)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) - heh ... heheh ... heheheheeee ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
Driven (2001)
Glitter (2001)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Adventures of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Crossroads (2002/I)
Pinocchio (2002)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Swept Away (2002)

And I am proud to say that I have seen nothing after this ...

Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
Real Cancun, The (2003)
Gigli (2003)

Alexander (2004) .
SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Surviving Christmas (2004)
White Chicks (2004)
Catwoman (2004)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005)
House of Wax (2005)
Son of the Mask (2005)
Dirty Love (2005)

BloodRayne (2005)
Lady in the Water (2006)
Little Man (2006/I)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Bratz (2007)
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Norbit (2007)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Happening, The (2008)
Hottie & the Nottie, The (2008)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Brightlight Picture
Disaster Movie (2008)
Love Guru, The (2008)

Courtesy of rmjwell
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