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March 2nd, 2009
03:25 pm


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I'd pay money to see ...
Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns

shsilver used this name in the Razzies post ...

So, what would be the plot of Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns?

And saying the plot of the original is just being lazy.


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Date:March 2nd, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
Well, it starts with Darth Aniston facing off against the rebels, led by Pitt Jolie. Darth Aniston calls in her crack team, lead by Emmett Kelly.
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Date:March 2nd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
I think that it would be similar to Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
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Date:March 2nd, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
There is a mixup with the samples. Instead of Jango Fett being used as the model for the stormtroopers, A different character's DNA is used: Jar Jar.
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Date:March 2nd, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
A small starship lands on a hostile planet. A clown gets out. Then another, then another and it keeps disgorging clowns. The all look like Bozo Fett.

In a heated battle with the droids of the separatist movement, Padme reveals her feelings for Anakin, but Count Dooku cuts off his, lets call it, arm and lots of fake blood pours out until Yoda arrives in a small starship.
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Date:March 2nd, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
Are you guys honestly telling me you've never seen Tripping The Rift?

(Warning: highly offensive to just about everybody. Also funny as hell.)

Edited at 2009-03-02 11:35 pm (UTC)
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Date:March 2nd, 2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
Darth Bobo = win.

I miss that show.
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