Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now? (ericcoleman) wrote,
Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now?
ericcoleman

Maybe the funniest scam letter yet.

I generally post these on bankscamspam, but this one was too good to share with just the couple of people in that community.



First Bank Of Nigeria
Opposite shop 228c Alaba
International Market Lagos Nigeria.
From the Desk of the Manager,
Frist Bank Of Nigeria.

SCAMMED VICTIM/1 MILLION COMPENSATION FUND.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 06654 1MILLION USD
Attention Costomer,

This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations to ( BARCLAYS BANK LONDON )to pay 700 Nigerian 419 scam victims $1 Million each, you are listed and approved for this payments as one of the scammed victims, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $1 Million compensations funds.

On this faithful recommendations, I want you to know that during the last UN meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the country, the president of the country is now paying 700 victims of this operators $1 Million USD each, Due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by First Bank of Nigeria as corresponding paying bank under fondling assistance by the National Westminster bank London and Barclays Bank.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 80 beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 620 left to be paid the compensations of $1 Million each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the syndicates who was arrested in Lagos Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever, the US secret service is already on trace of the criminal.
Frist Bank has made all arrangement on how to transfer your funds, but now our problem here is that one Mrs. Cynthia Edward, came to my office to let us know that you are DEAD, and before your death, you instructed her to come for the claim of your funds in the tune of US1.Million that was long abandoned in your name with Frist Bank Of Nigeria.

So here comes the big question.... This questions has been a BIG PROBLEMS to this Bank, not knowing whom to TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS to, please just get back immediately, if real you are Alive.

(:i) Did you authorize Mrs. Cynthia Edward to come for your claim?

(ii) Are you truly Dead OR Alive?

If (NO) you are hereby advice as a matter of urgency to reconfirm the details of this message within 24hours, hence your funds shall be wired into her account without any more delay.
Lastly, you are advice to reconfirm the details of this message and get back immediately with these information's
below..

1.Full name:.............................
2.Direct telephone number:....................
3.Address:.............................
4.Your personal identification to enable us confirm you are not dead.
5.Current occupation and address.

This information's above must be provided for reconfirmation to Enable us make payment to you, hence, your funds will be remit/wire into her account as already provide to this management.
We wait for your urgent response today. You need to act very fast, because if this bank wait for your urgent reply within three working days and did not received any message from you, you will be consider dead, and your funds will be transfer to Mrs. Cynthia Edward.
This message demand urgent attention, the bank is waiting to hear from you, do call this below direct number.

You must have to call this number below, because this bank must confirm a word from you, You have no any other option than to call me directly, SAY TO ME I AM ALIVE THAT ALL I NEED FROM YOU, IF YOU DID NOT CALL ME, I AM VERY SORRY FOR YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP, YOU ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK.................

Hot Line - Direct Mobile + 234 80 33 819 703.

Email :rev_alfred022@sify.com

Regards,
Rev. Brother Alfred.
The Manager
First Bank Of Nigeria.
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