Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now? (ericcoleman) wrote,
Is It Safe To Gnaw Through The Straps Now?

Writer's Block: A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

What message would you put into a fortune cookie?

I would tell my co-workers that I always got terrible fortunes. They would never believe me. I work in a print shop, so I set up my own fortune and brought it back from lunch with me one day. It had lotto numbers on one side and the fortune on the other.

The fortune read "Give up, it's useless."

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