Hmmm - Eric's House Of Ego
This is a test of something or other, nothing to see here. Please move along.
I didn't study. The dingo ate my baby. Sea monkey stole my money. Yes I'm a natural blue.
Oh, yeah, please consider the media when constructing the message. Do you really want to copy yourself all over the place, or make differing statements for each format??
what if we like staring at nothing?
You look strangely familiar.
Like looking at someone you know better, only through a mirror darkly?
People are leaving comments instead of moving along. Obviously the test didn't work.
What? What? What's that over there. No, over there. I heard a rumor... wait, look... no that's just a pigeon or a fire truck. I've got to Tweet this. Hey, down in front! Let me through!
*covers head with hands* Those were the robots I was looking for...
What if I don't want too?!
Don't you tell me what to do.
You can do whatever you want
to ahem ... whatever you want dear ...
This was only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would be writhing on the ground in unspeakable agony, your blackened flesh falling off your body in ragged strips.