Last night - Eric's House Of Ego
(Figuratively, not literally - I oppose violence - intended for humor only) Someone needs to accidentally mistake Michelle Eichmann for a Thanksgiving turkey.
Michelle Eichmann? *confused momentarily* oh, I get it.
Michelle Bachmann is not something I could ever confuse with something I like to eat.
And yet, she is obviously a turkey. It would be enough, I say, just to broil her in an oven for a few hours. No need to actually eat anything - I'm sure she'd end up being bitter and rancid.